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January 11, 2007

The Onion had a good little “local news” thing today:

BROOKLYN, NY—In day 126 of an ongoing situation, the market on the corner of Dekalb and St. Felix continues not to carry soy milk.

Really a horrible situation for all concerned. My heart goes out to the hipster families affected.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Elmer permalink
    January 11, 2007 5:07 pm

    I protest the term “soy milk” when it is not “milk” at all. It is a milk-like beverage. But I don’t think it would sound as appetizing when you ordered a latte with aqueous soybeans at Starbucks.

  2. Mary Kathryn permalink
    January 18, 2007 10:46 pm

    ha! i don’t know why, but i find that hysterical. yay the onion. they’re so spot-on all the time. (and isn’t it written out of wisconsin? how do they know so well the w’burg hipsters?)

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