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Long time no blog

September 7, 2007

Hola, amigos. What’s goin‘ on? I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but it’s like life keeps raining shit down on me and I don’t have a shit shovel big enough to clear it all away.

Anyway, in the news today, CNN’s obtained a transcript of the new Bin Laden tape. I think you can also buy it on iTunes for $1.99. Michael Chertoff, the Secretary of Homeland Security, said that “the United States follows a standard procedure to analyze any tapes it receives.”

He goes on:

“We review it for authenticity, we review it to see when we think it was made, if it’s a single tape or a compilation of outtakes. We look to see if there are overt messages or hidden messages.”

A compilation of outtakes? Is that, like, a blooper reel? Or a “best-of” mixtape? Deleted scenes? Alternate endings? I wanna see the one where Bin Laden keeps cracking up when saying the name of Russia’s president.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. OBL permalink
    September 7, 2007 9:17 pm

    “No, no…I’m OK….start again…’The West continues to mock the…WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA’…ha ha ha….whooo….OK, sorry try it again.”

  2. Faust Haus permalink
    September 12, 2007 8:40 pm

    HUNTER! I found you…

    Your pics from the SF shoot are hanging on our studio wall…

    Sending you love,

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